the joys of being unemployed

8.00AM: Alarm
A-K; "why the hell have I set my alarm for 8.00? I don't even have anything particular to DO today!"
Turns off alarm, goes back to bed
9.45: wakes up
9.50: collects bowl of sweets from the kitchen
10.00: has breakfast in bed containing of mixed sweets. A whole bowlful, with a cat on my chest and a cat in my armpit, both purring louder than helicopters

Ah, sometimes I do see the joys of being unemployed and having all the time in the world- haven't had a more leisurly morning in ages!