Doctor (more a statement than question): You don't smoke?
Me (thinking what is the point of lying?): Yes I do actually
Doctor (unhappy/dissapointed look on his face): And how long have you been planning to keep smoking?
Me (looking, I assume, baffled by the stupid question): Weeeell...until I manage to quit?
Doctor: I assume that you know smoking is not good for your health?
Me (looking, I presume, amused and slightly patronising): Yes, I've heard something like that mentioned once or twice.....[implying End of This Conversation]
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